I'm talking about ITALY, not Iraq. You guys just need to launch ONE bomb to ONE particular house in
Arcore, and you can come back with a "Mission Accomplished" :D
This year I've been following the American elections like a poor kid who has no toys and watches other kids playing with Barbie dolls.
Because Italy, if you didn't already know it, is now a half-dictatorship, at the exact same level of Russia. With the difference that at least Putin knows how to make an economy grow, while our dear Berlusconi only knows how to make Mediaset (his company) grow.
To understand that I'm not making it up, please read this part of Berlusconi's wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlusconi#ControversiesAnyway I'll sum it up:
-Berlusconi owns almost all Italy's medias: he controls 5 TVs out of 6, and the missing one, rai3, is one of the less important. Satellite tv is not controlled by him, thanks god, but only a small percentage of people have it. If tv news say something wrong about him, journalists are fired, and even comedy programs are sometimes "piloted" to contain pro-Berlusconi messages (for example when Berlusconi's political enemy was in charge, all the players in "who wants to be a millionaire" said they were partecipating to pay for their house, to sustain themselves in the economic crisis and so on, and the anchorman would sigh and pat them on the back. Now they all want to make voyages)
He controls a lot of newspapers and magazines. When I go to the hairdresser I read Oggi, Gente, and some other women magazines and they always have some fake gossip about the Berlusconi family or one of the ministers's family about how they all love each other.
And he's making a law that will cause most of the left winger's newspaper to close.
I go to see "Un'estate al mare" (=a summer at the sea) , a funny episodic comedy movie about summer holidays, and each episode has at least one character making a gushing comment about B. ("We must find a substitute actor for the play, because this evening there's" *gasps in happiness* "our President in the audience!" "I'm happier than Berlusconi when Prodi's government ended!")
Ok, to be brief, half of Italy is owned by him. No italian people can pass a single day without buying or watching something done by him.
( more whining here )So, please, Obama, could you find a couple of days to help us? Here every word that comes out of a USA president is met with joy and approvation since we are a bunch of USA lovers ("the americans arrive!" is a synonim of "the cavalry arrives!" here in Italy. Long historical reasons.) so just saying "Berlusconi is a jerk" would do us a lot of favour XD
EDIT: after Berlusconi's "tanned" comment, Obama today has called for chatting any european leader BUT him.
Thanks, Barack!
I preferred Mrs Clinton, but if you help us I'll buy a "Yes we can" t-shirt too :D
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